








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 668 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1838 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1627 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 832 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $554,349 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Tp_Zelio | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | Sasha Touille | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | KennyHess | 52% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Tp_Zelio | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | Sasha Touille | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | KennyHess | 52% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Tp_Zelio | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | KennyHess | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Sasha Touille | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyHess | 358 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪Tp_Zelio | 232 | 0.33 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sasha Touille | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Tp_Zelio | +5.54 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | ✪ GreatLucky ✪ | +1.54 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | KennyHess | +0.44 | 42 | 61 |
| #4 | Sasha Touille | -0.82 | 52 | 52 |





