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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 518 matches | ||
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1180 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1921 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2080 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1834 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,097,328 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 890 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DxL.974K | 59% | 74 |
| #2 | Prof. Dr. Dett | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | KennyHess | 38% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DxL.974K | 59% | 74 |
| #2 | Prof. Dr. Dett | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | KennyHess | 38% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyHess | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | DxL.974K | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Prof. Dr. Dett | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyHess | 262 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | DxL.974K | 98 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Prof. Dr. Dett | 20 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyHess | +3.36 | 50 | 61 |
| #2 | DxL.974K | +2.86 | 17 | 26 |
| #3 | Prof. Dr. Dett | -0.37 | 21 | 37 |
| #4 | Agni | -1.51 | 30 | 29 |





