








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4821 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5072 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5344 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4661 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,570,965 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 557 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yerba make | 23 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Whiff | 14 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Jonesii | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Tomppeliib | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Sponsorimatias | 10 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppeliib | 1509 | 0.42 | 41 min |
| #2 | nono | 931 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #3 | yerba make | 710 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | neitsyt jartsa | 590 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | Sponsorimatias | 410 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppeliib | +7.75 | 80 | 80 |
| #2 | B1ru | +5.16 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | Jonesii | +4.02 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | Zyratin | +2.85 | 66 | 71 |
| #5 | yerba make | +2.74 | 44 | 68 |





