








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1802 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1664 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1863 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1737 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $677,425 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | 58% | 66 |
| #2 | Mazen | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | K2 | 55% | 96 |
| #4 | Boopidiebaapidie | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | L-GATO | 48% | 388 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | bic❀ | 40% | 30 |
| #10 | Citrus Fruit | 39% | 38 |
| #11 | Krypto | 39% | 23 |
| #12 | Tepa | 34% | 32 |
| #13 | Niko | 26% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WutrU | 21 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | L-GATO | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Tepa | 10 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | Niko | 9 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | Braampels | 8 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L-GATO | 883 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #2 | K2 | 483 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #3 | WutrU | 388 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #4 | Tepa | 121 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | PISS_JUGG_97 | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boopidiebaapidie | +8.67 | 71 | 75 |
| #2 | WutrU | +4.37 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | K2 | +4.05 | 67 | 81 |
| #4 | Krypto | +2.37 | 68 | 48 |
| #5 | bic❀ | +1.95 | 74 | 47 |





