








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 195 | 16% |
| Smokes | 707 | 58% |
| HE Grenades | 40 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 283 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,426 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smy | 199 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | L-GATO | 195 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | K2 | 183 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | Perry | 176 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mifmaff | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K2 | +5.44 | 74 | 82 |
| #2 | smy | +1.96 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | Mazen | +1.76 | 66 | 16 |
| #4 | Mifmaff | -0.15 | 52 | 42 |
| #5 | L-GATO | -0.27 | 56 | 61 |





