








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1709 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2948 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2673 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3351 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $153,942 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sportz | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | BootyFlakes | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | Retro | 67% | 24 |
| #4 | Kua1a | 67% | 33 |
| #5 | bikebike | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Castilla | 58% | 194 |
| #7 | 2mas | 57% | 49 |
| #8 | aweesha | 53% | 30 |
| #9 | M- | 50% | 46 |
| #10 | a̵v̶r̷a̸m̵ | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Castilla | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | M- | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | 2mas | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | bikebike | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | BootyFlakes | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Castilla | 824 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | 2mas | 186 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | M- | 145 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Retro | 88 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | aweesha | 73 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sportz | +2.96 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Kua1a | +2.78 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | HOMIE | +1.79 | 78 | 44 |
| #4 | Retro | +1.28 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | Castilla | +0.62 | 59 | 74 |





