








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 673 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2050 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2027 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3295 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2275 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,176,385 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sportz | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | soap | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Retro | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | SlickRick | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Corbin-sux- | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sportz | 807 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | Retro | 594 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | pho | 479 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | SlickRick | 344 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | soap | 284 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sportz | +4.20 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | soap | +2.13 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | HOMIE | +2.06 | 83 | 42 |
| #4 | Kua1a | +1.90 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | Retro | +1.58 | 76 | 60 |





