








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 415 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Renown | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6120 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7476 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5639 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4610 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,668,916 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustPoOH | 58% | 109 |
| #2 | FlavioR | 56% | 95 |
| #3 | therealKryp | Twitch | 53% | 537 |
| #4 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 52% | 172 |
| #5 | Python | 52% | 358 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FlavioR | 56% | 95 |
| #3 | therealKryp | Twitch | 53% | 537 |
| #4 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 52% | 172 |
| #5 | Python | 52% | 358 |
| #6 | Prodigy | 51% | 510 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | 13 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Python | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Prodigy | 4 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | JustPoOH | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | 1188 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #2 | Prodigy | 1095 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #3 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 878 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #4 | Python | 497 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | FlavioR | 307 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | +2.88 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | FlavioR | +1.28 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | tkn | +1.00 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Prodigy | -0.27 | 72 | 55 |
| #5 | JustPoOH | -1.20 | 51 | 63 |





