








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 262 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Renown | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1731 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2615 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2262 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2413 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,695,936 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustPoOH | 59% | 102 |
| #2 | therealKryp | Twitch | 54% | 420 |
| #3 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 54% | 171 |
| #4 | Prodigy | 53% | 424 |
| #5 | FlavioR | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | therealKryp | Twitch | 54% | 420 |
| #3 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 54% | 171 |
| #4 | Prodigy | 53% | 424 |
| #5 | FlavioR | 52% | 44 |
| #6 | tkn | 52% | 358 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | 17 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | tkn | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Prodigy | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | JustPoOH | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tkn | 948 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | Prodigy | 929 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | therealKryp | Twitch | 919 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #4 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 893 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #5 | JustPoOH | 191 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | +3.48 | 90 | 59 |
| #2 | FlavioR | +2.10 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | tkn | +0.99 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Prodigy | +0.00 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | JustPoOH | -0.80 | 53 | 62 |





