








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 460 matches | ||
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Renown | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6182 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6924 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5136 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4084 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,407,145 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustPoOH | 61% | 142 |
| #2 | FlavioR | 60% | 102 |
| #3 | Python | 54% | 420 |
| #4 | Prodigy | 53% | 600 |
| #5 | tkn | 53% | 537 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FlavioR | 60% | 102 |
| #3 | Python | 54% | 420 |
| #4 | Prodigy | 53% | 600 |
| #5 | tkn | 53% | 537 |
| #6 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 52% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tkn | 12 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Python | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Prodigy | 4 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | JustPoOH | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tkn | 1494 | 0.13 | 33 min |
| #2 | Prodigy | 1336 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #3 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 1276 | 0.25 | 34 min |
| #4 | Python | 566 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #5 | FlavioR | 325 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | +2.99 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | FlavioR | +1.76 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | tkn | +0.52 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | Prodigy | -0.17 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | JustPoOH | -0.97 | 52 | 64 |





