








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 457 matches | ||
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Renown | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7756 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8222 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6514 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4745 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,110,311 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2722 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustPoOH | 59% | 143 |
| #2 | therealKryp | Twitch | 53% | 600 |
| #3 | Python | 53% | 424 |
| #4 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 52% | 187 |
| #5 | tkn | 51% | 510 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | therealKryp | Twitch | 53% | 600 |
| #3 | Python | 53% | 424 |
| #4 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 52% | 187 |
| #5 | tkn | 51% | 510 |
| #6 | FlavioR | 50% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | 21 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | tkn | 11 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Python | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | JustPoOH | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tkn | 1381 | 0.13 | 32 min |
| #2 | therealKryp | Twitch | 1328 | 0.10 | 34 min |
| #3 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 1006 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #4 | Python | 537 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | JustPoOH | 285 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | +3.01 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | FlavioR | +1.36 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | tkn | +0.50 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | Prodigy | -0.04 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | JustPoOH | -0.97 | 53 | 62 |





