








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Renown | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2141 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3102 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3219 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2464 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,160,678 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1020 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | 61% | 142 |
| #2 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | Python | 59% | 102 |
| #4 | Prodigy | 59% | 143 |
| #5 | tkn | 58% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | 61% | 142 |
| #2 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | Python | 59% | 102 |
| #4 | Prodigy | 59% | 143 |
| #5 | tkn | 58% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Prodigy | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | tkn | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Python | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tkn | 369 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | therealKryp | Twitch | 356 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Prodigy | 313 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪ Daddy mAnguiiw0w~ | 260 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #5 | Python | 137 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | therealKryp | Twitch | +3.89 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | tkn | +1.05 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | Prodigy | +0.55 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | JustPoOH | +0.06 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | Python | -1.61 | 50 | 47 |





