








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1843 | 18% |
| Smokes | 707 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 4528 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 3359 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $792,087 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 649 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S-Wall | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | MysticalWafflez | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Turner | 59% | 86 |
| #4 | Chand3mic | 59% | 151 |
| #5 | CSGORage.com | 55% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chand3mic | 370 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Ja$on | 251 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | CSGORage.com | 247 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | MysticalWafflez | 243 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | Turner | 213 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duf | +2.59 | 78 | 50 |
| #2 | RAZR | +1.33 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | MysticalWafflez | +0.89 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | Chand3mic | +0.40 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | Ja$on | +0.08 | 70 | 63 |





