








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 562 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1727 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2033 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 811 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $610,015 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr. dad | 52% | 60 |
| #2 | foxbox | 48% | 60 |
| #3 | SozeN | 48% | 90 |
| #4 | Mattress Mack | 45% | 42 |
| #5 | Penguin | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Penguin | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | SozeN | 68 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | foxbox | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Scooty-Puff Jr. | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | dr. dad | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SozeN | +3.28 | 61 | 72 |
| #2 | Scooty-Puff Jr. | +1.65 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | dr. dad | +0.70 | 63 | 47 |
| #4 | Penguin | +0.44 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | foxbox | +0.02 | 46 | 66 |





