








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,422 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1289 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1110 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1035 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 988 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,759 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBC Turquoise | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | 黑鬼 | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | toddler tickler | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Joonas | 36 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | PMW | 31 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | +2.87 | 64 | 72 |
| #2 | ISMO | +1.40 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | TBC Turquoise | +1.31 | 76 | 79 |
| #4 | BOT Pablo hellcase.org | +1.03 | 64 | 9 |
| #5 | Silver Gamer | +0.82 | 47 | 70 |





