








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 27 | 53% |
| Smokes | 0 | 0% |
| HE Grenades | 21 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 3 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $11,800 of utility $21 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4905 | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | chug | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Erm what the spruce | 73% | 15 |
| #4 | 𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | vrtgx. | 62% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vrtgx. | 22 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | chug | 16 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | Erm what the spruce | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | p4905 | 10 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #5 | 𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vrtgx. | +5.81 | 80 | 57 |
| #2 | 𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 | +4.45 | 73 | 49 |
| #3 | Erm what the spruce | +2.41 | 67 | 31 |
| #4 | Mini | +1.14 | 68 | 43 |
| #5 | p4905 | +0.89 | 77 | 53 |





