








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4283 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5469 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4000 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2859 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,502 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2057 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Challenge List | 154 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | schizoid | 131 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mini | 93 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | 𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 | 85 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | vrtgx. | 68 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olk | +7.12 | 91 | 44 |
| #2 | 𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫 | +2.70 | 64 | 48 |
| #3 | vrtgx. | +2.32 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | jade | +1.03 | 55 | 44 |
| #5 | buggys big day | +0.99 | 34 | 39 |





