








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3322 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5841 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 2207 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,431,938 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | zm0z | 50% | 131 |
| #6 | Dots | 49% | 151 |
| #7 | OVERS33R | 48% | 69 |
| #8 | ahalfeatenant | 47% | 237 |
| #9 | Daaayyuuum | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OVERS33R | +3.44 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | zm0z | +1.58 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | Physkx | +1.55 | 60 | 54 |
| #4 | B3 | +1.47 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | phyz | +1.14 | 63 | 52 |





