








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3264 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4332 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2377 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1896 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $586,176 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tidiiss aka andrew tate | 32 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | Dharok Obama | 29 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Hankku | 19 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | xsorkkarauta | 10 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Janitiitus | 9 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ven♿M | +3.44 | 63 | 57 |
| #2 | s0rppa | +3.42 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | xsorkkarauta | +2.44 | 44 | 44 |
| #4 | knee grows | +2.18 | 70 | 42 |
| #5 | KITT | +1.49 | 69 | 66 |





