








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1031 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2803 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3510 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2953 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2711 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,252,567 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tidiiss aka andrew tate | 56% | 138 |
| #2 | Hankku | 56% | 106 |
| #3 | possu | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | Janitiitus | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | Ven♿M | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dharok Obama | 41 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Tidiiss aka andrew tate | 26 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | KITT | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Hankku | 12 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Janitiitus | 6 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ven♿M | +4.08 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | Kaapoほお^-^ | +1.36 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | KITT | +1.18 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | Hankku | +0.08 | 72 | 49 |
| #5 | xsorkkarauta | +0.06 | 43 | 46 |





