








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2257 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1165 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1692 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1271 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,508 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0rppa | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | Kaapoほお^-^ | 56% | 106 |
| #3 | xsorkkarauta | 54% | 105 |
| #4 | Tidiiss aka andrew tate | 53% | 120 |
| #5 | KITT | 53% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dharok Obama | 42 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | Tidiiss aka andrew tate | 42 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | xsorkkarauta | 12 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Janitiitus | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | KITT | 7 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ven♿M | +3.00 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | s0rppa | +1.66 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | Kaapoほお^-^ | +1.55 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | Hankku | +1.13 | 74 | 46 |
| #5 | xsorkkarauta | +1.08 | 43 | 39 |





