








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 157 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2386 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2395 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1368 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2258 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,093,746 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ven♿M | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | KITT | 57% | 115 |
| #3 | xsorkkarauta | 56% | 94 |
| #4 | Kaapoほお^-^ | 56% | 138 |
| #5 | Hankku | 53% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dharok Obama | 57 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Hankku | 19 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Janitiitus | 18 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | KITT | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | xsorkkarauta | 13 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ven♿M | +5.52 | 59 | 46 |
| #2 | xsorkkarauta | +2.61 | 50 | 44 |
| #3 | KITT | +2.45 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | Kaapoほお^-^ | +2.40 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Hankku | +1.26 | 76 | 43 |





