








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1535 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2869 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2595 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1610 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,015 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 484 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | 30yoTALENT | 48% | 21 |
| #17 | Naddelx3 | 44% | 18 |
| #18 | Gurk 42 | 44% | 18 |
| #19 | Crankill | 44% | 32 |
| #20 | Atze | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LemmyDos | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Lapiru | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Nathan_NTK | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Gurk 42 | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Atze | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nathan_NTK | 161 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | LemmyDos | 134 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Chenn | 101 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lapiru | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nosferaschu | 85 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chenn | +3.07 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | DaN-... | +2.44 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | Foxcry | +1.87 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | ✦ rezzi | +1.36 | 64 | 46 |
| #5 | Gurk 42 | +1.04 | 75 | 68 |





