








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2619 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2174 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2602 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2542 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,790 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | drarroph | 49% | 35 |
| #6 | PHANSKY | 47% | 105 |
| #7 | beyond96_ | 46% | 48 |
| #8 | s_pAn | 45% | 75 |
| #9 | Bober | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0d | +1.46 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | s_pAn | +1.31 | 72 | 53 |
| #3 | beyond96_ | +0.03 | 61 | 65 |
| #4 | HUI GRAX | +0.01 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | PHANSKY | -0.65 | 45 | 71 |





