








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3163 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4900 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4064 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4189 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,778,442 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treys | 55% | 95 |
| #2 | ichwillBaum | 54% | 160 |
| #3 | J0d | 51% | 79 |
| #4 | K03 | 49% | 61 |
| #5 | HUI GRAX | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bober | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ichwillBaum | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Treys | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | J0d | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | PHANSKY | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bober | 422 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | ichwillBaum | 420 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | PHANSKY | 329 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | K03 | 277 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | Treys | 227 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0d | +2.83 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | s_pAn | +1.68 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | HUI GRAX | +1.36 | 54 | 67 |
| #4 | beyond96_ | +0.76 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | Treys | -0.31 | 55 | 62 |





