








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 747 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4352 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1926 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3575 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3384 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,231,511 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 709 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | piK | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | polarr シ | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | Doodle Bob | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Runco | 52% | 64 |
| #7 | Gravyity | 50% | 20 |
| #8 | CinemaFPS | 47% | 19 |
| #9 | LiquidRenner | 44% | 18 |
| #10 | Er1c | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 | 10 | 0.0213 |
| #2 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | 8 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Runco | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Doodle Bob | 5 | 0.0104 |
| #5 | Gravyity | 4 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piK | 209 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Runco | 162 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | polarr シ | 132 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | LiquidRenner | 119 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #5 | Er1c | 89 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | +3.71 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | polarr シ | +2.80 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Runco | +2.32 | 89 | 52 |
| #4 | piK | +1.51 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | Doodle Bob | +1.32 | 81 | 58 |





