








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




134 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3007 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2769 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2616 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5327 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,887,149 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 709 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | restless | 65% | 62 |
| #2 | Eric! | 55% | 169 |
| #3 | CinemaFPS | 54% | 347 |
| #4 | Doodle Bob | 52% | 214 |
| #5 | 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 | 48% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Doodle Bob | 52% | 214 |
| #5 | 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 | 48% | 151 |
| #6 | Gravyity | 47% | 179 |
| #7 | Twix | 46% | 35 |
| #8 | Archetype | 44% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 | 55 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | Gravyity | 46 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | CinemaFPS | 36 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Doodle Bob | 35 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | Archetype | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CinemaFPS | 901 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #2 | Doodle Bob | 695 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Eric! | 378 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | restless | 214 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Twix | 136 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | +3.51 | 89 | 53 |
| #2 | restless | +3.49 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | Doodle Bob | +2.76 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | Gravyity | +1.69 | 73 | 26 |
| #5 | Eric! | +0.84 | 73 | 53 |





