








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5031 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5607 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7327 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2266 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 5036 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,408,929 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Citadel | 70% | 40 |
| #2 | style | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | แดแดสษชแดแดษดสแดส | 61% | 89 |
| #4 | CinemaFPS | 57% | 247 |
| #5 | restless | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ | 72 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | 49 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Gravyity | 34 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | CinemaFPS | 20 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Archetype | 8 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CinemaFPS | 809 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | แดแดสษชแดแดษดสแดส | 360 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | 269 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | restless | 136 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ | 131 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | +3.97 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | Doodle Bob | +3.23 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | restless | +2.84 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | Gravyity | +2.66 | 75 | 28 |
| #5 | Citadel | +0.87 | 68 | 56 |





