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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18179 | 42% |
| Smokes | 7215 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 12050 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5957 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,581,988 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hooligan | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | Drako | 53% | 745 |
| #3 | x10 | 53% | 475 |
| #4 | notenti | 50% | 117 |
| #5 | ABunchOfLetters | 47% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ABunchOfLetters | 47% | 59 |
| #6 | Rambo | 46% | 383 |
| #7 | ZyLeX | 45% | 439 |
| #8 | DommyBoBomby | 35% | 86 |
| #9 | Jones | 34% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drako | 14 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | x10 | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | notenti | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Rambo | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | DommyBoBomby | 6 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x10 | 937 | 0.10 | 27 min |
| #2 | Drako | 810 | 0.05 | 18 min |
| #3 | Rambo | 427 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #4 | ZyLeX | 283 | 0.03 | 9 min |
| #5 | Hooligan | 210 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mesmer | +5.89 | 92 | 78 |
| #2 | x10 | +1.96 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | Drako | +0.29 | 81 | 48 |
| #4 | Hooligan | -2.31 | 34 | 64 |
| #5 | notenti | -2.73 | 58 | 46 |





