








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2228 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2927 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2784 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2308 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,935 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | VRTTI | 46% | 13 |
| #13 | Hippuli | 46% | 57 |
| #14 | Kaladin 폭풍의 축복 | 43% | 14 |
| #15 | STEFFE | 35% | 17 |
| #16 | Artsi | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miku | 11 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | HulluTimi | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | MahtiLimppu | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | 𝕽𝖊𝖉 | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | STEFFE | 3 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽𝖊𝖉 | 195 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | MahtiLimppu | 156 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | HulluTimi | 146 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | sYG | 138 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hippuli | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |





