








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 661 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9816 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2449 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 9181 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 8323 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $684,946 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 867 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timperitimi | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | Repa | 53% | 77 |
| #3 | iMichael8D | 50% | 103 |
| #4 | EekQ | 49% | 169 |
| #5 | jeccuer | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | AtteKakku | 47% | 49 |
| #8 | HulluTimi | 45% | 197 |
| #9 | maunoob | 45% | 62 |
| #10 | Sean O'Malley ⛟ | 45% | 40 |
| #11 | Niisku | 45% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HulluTimi | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | EekQ | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | iMichael8D | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Sean O'Malley ⛟ | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | keso | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EekQ | 449 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | HulluTimi | 270 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | maunoob | 267 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | Repa | 199 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | iMichael8D | 159 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽𝖊𝖉 | +2.05 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | AtteKakku | +1.64 | 90 | 54 |
| #3 | iMichael8D | +0.49 | 65 | 50 |
| #4 | Timperitimi | +0.21 | 61 | 65 |
| #5 | jeccuer | +0.06 | 56 | 55 |





