








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2806 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2716 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2230 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2171 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $835,858 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hippuli | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Spidz | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | ❀ mimi ❀ | 5 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Turbo? | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | MahtiLimppu | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chroe | 200 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | MahtiLimppu | 142 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | i'm potato | 127 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Spidz | 116 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hippuli | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKstrs | +3.88 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | i'm potato | +3.77 | 86 | 73 |
| #3 | Timperitimi | +1.81 | 67 | 73 |
| #4 | Chroe | +1.06 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | MahtiLimppu | +0.98 | 72 | 64 |





