








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1147 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1594 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1186 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1476 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,876 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rektchu | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Szoszo | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | † funky † | 70% | 50 |
| #4 | magicaldom1 | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Friciii | 63% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ⒻⒺⒶⓇⓁⒺⓈⓈ♛ | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Friciii | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | shake. | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | BOMBÁSZFORMÁSZ | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Friciii | 311 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | shake. | 311 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | FIFI | 250 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | † funky † | 185 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | kHRIS | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szoszo | +3.48 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | FIFI | +2.53 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | magicaldom1 | +2.31 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | kHRIS | +1.22 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | shake. | +1.18 | 81 | 78 |





