








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 235 matches | ||
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2852 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2390 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2468 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2854 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,380,524 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabaYaga | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | Anakn | 63% | 62 |
| #3 | Snipestorm | 57% | 82 |
| #4 | Kwengface | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | -r〄gue - twitch.tv/r0guue | 53% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Bolar | 51% | 152 |
| #11 | Phishy | 49% | 37 |
| #12 | jOE | 49% | 37 |
| #13 | ザリス | 48% | 33 |
| #14 | Patsy | 48% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JEXE | 754 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | -r〄gue - twitch.tv/r0guue | 459 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | Bolar | 436 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Snipestorm | 430 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #5 | Patsy | 281 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sully | +1.97 | 77 | 53 |
| #2 | ザリス | +1.58 | 92 | 66 |
| #3 | Crog | +1.43 | 89 | 66 |
| #4 | Bolar | +1.14 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | BabaYaga | +1.13 | 74 | 49 |





