








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4376 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4185 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2194 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3140 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,687 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Cittasnaf | 42% | 71 |
| #12 | MrIDidYourMom:) | 41% | 64 |
| #13 | wxzzla | 35% | 23 |
| #14 | [Twitch/Youtube] Thickestboii | 32% | 22 |
| #15 | b0nkers | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phishy | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Anakn | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | MrIDidYourMom:) | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | VezpeN | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | ザリス | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sully | 206 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | jOE | 206 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Anakn | 192 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | MrIDidYourMom:) | 181 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Cittasnaf | 133 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ザリス | +2.48 | 93 | 64 |
| #2 | wxzzla | +1.59 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | Sully | +1.16 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | BabaYaga | +1.04 | 73 | 47 |
| #5 | [Twitch/Youtube] Thickestboii | +0.95 | 52 | 64 |





