








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 177 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1639 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2021 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1551 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1527 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,862 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cittasnaf | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | A t o m | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Bash1ra | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | -r〄gue - twitch.tv/r0guue | 59% | 70 |
| #5 | jOE | 58% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Phishy | 53% | 19 |
| #9 | JGuyS^^ | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | porsche enjoyer | 50% | 10 |
| #11 | MrIDidYourMom:) | 50% | 12 |
| #12 | Sully | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrIDidYourMom:) | +1.50 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | Cittasnaf | +1.45 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | A t o m | +1.39 | 91 | 68 |
| #4 | ザリス | +1.38 | 92 | 64 |
| #5 | -r〄gue - twitch.tv/r0guue | +0.51 | 78 | 68 |





