








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1025 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7102 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6443 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5793 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5038 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,854,255 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KyleKairu | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | BabaYaga | 64% | 72 |
| #3 | Sully | 63% | 62 |
| #4 | -rใgue - twitch.tv/r0guue | 62% | 71 |
| #5 | Majorconor | 59% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ใโกใ | 51% | 144 |
| #12 | Northamz ใ | 50% | 56 |
| #13 | diana | 48% | 149 |
| #14 | Big Pig | 48% | 56 |
| #15 | bloodymary2750 | 45% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phishy | 38 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฆ | 22 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Northamz ใ | 11 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | KyleKairu | 11 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | ใโกใ | 10 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phishy | 939 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #2 | ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฆ | 727 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | -rใgue - twitch.tv/r0guue | 326 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | diana | 239 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | ใโกใ | 237 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KyleKairu | +2.56 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | Majorconor | +2.23 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | Sully | +1.89 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | BabaYaga | +1.66 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | -rใgue - twitch.tv/r0guue | +1.38 | 67 | 71 |





