








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1040 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1252 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 914 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1113 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $472,526 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Grilo | 50% | 24 |
| #15 | C4ch@s da bala | 47% | 38 |
| #16 | Shupo Ikomo Sen Nojo | 43% | 23 |
| #17 | Mohamed_LilPescador | 36% | 11 |
| #18 | typhoon | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MF DOOM | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | xito | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Shupo Ikomo Sen Nojo | 4 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | ManJa' | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | youlol ⨻ | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C4ch@s da bala | 200 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | MF DOOM | 159 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fl1ck Of The Wrist | 155 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | xito | 153 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | ManJa' | 130 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ManJa' | +3.55 | 70 | 70 |
| #2 | youlol ⨻ | +3.47 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | HezzYP | +3.43 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | FE | +1.96 | 77 | 66 |
| #5 | xito | +1.70 | 61 | 70 |





