








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4897 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5583 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3220 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3953 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $860,974 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verti | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | tony stark | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | Foczka | 56% | 248 |
| #4 | Mgwska | 56% | 182 |
| #5 | Turkish Enupiss | 56% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Foczka | 56% | 248 |
| #4 | Mgwska | 56% | 182 |
| #5 | Turkish Enupiss | 56% | 81 |
| #6 | Stompy | 50% | 187 |
| #7 | hereo | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foczka | 57 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Stompy | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Turkish Enupiss | 14 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Verti | 12 | 0.0130 |
| #5 | Mgwska | 9 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mgwska | 657 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | Stompy | 474 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Foczka | 141 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | tony stark | 95 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | hereo | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MajKowaTy | +2.94 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | Verti | +1.03 | 75 | 29 |
| #3 | Foczka | -0.12 | 53 | 38 |
| #4 | Mgwska | -0.72 | 51 | 75 |
| #5 | Turkish Enupiss | -0.88 | 29 | 51 |





