








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8443 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8902 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9146 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5771 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $824,576 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 588 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siema to ja | 63% | 71 |
| #2 | MajKowaTy | 56% | 182 |
| #3 | Foczka | 55% | 205 |
| #4 | Verti | 53% | 83 |
| #5 | Stompy | 50% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MajKowaTy | 56% | 182 |
| #3 | Foczka | 55% | 205 |
| #4 | Verti | 53% | 83 |
| #5 | Stompy | 50% | 109 |
| #6 | Dudek | 45% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foczka | 41 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Verti | 16 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Stompy | 13 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | siema to ja | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | MajKowaTy | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MajKowaTy | 433 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Stompy | 275 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | siema to ja | 150 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Foczka | 109 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dudek | 83 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MajKowaTy | +3.24 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | siema to ja | +2.55 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Verti | +1.07 | 71 | 25 |
| #4 | Mgwska | +0.01 | 51 | 74 |
| #5 | Foczka | +0.01 | 53 | 33 |





