








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 238 | 17% |
| Smokes | 574 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 222 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 396 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,835 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bil328 | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | ThaLoudBanshee FUU-SAN |Банши 夭 | 46% | 50 |
| #3 | s1k20 | 43% | 42 |
| #4 | KingCrabeN | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Hookey | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ThaLoudBanshee FUU-SAN |Банши 夭 | 46% | 50 |
| #3 | s1k20 | 43% | 42 |
| #4 | KingCrabeN | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Hookey | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | Shady Watermelon | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1k20 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThaLoudBanshee FUU-SAN |Банши 夭 | 210 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | KingCrabeN | 65 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | s1k20 | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bil328 | 50 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Shady Watermelon | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThaLoudBanshee FUU-SAN |Банши 夭 | +3.53 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | s1k20 | +2.25 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | Bil328 | -0.23 | 46 | 47 |
| #4 | KingCrabeN | -1.24 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | Hookey | -2.51 | 56 | 54 |





