








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1107 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1169 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2060 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1310 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,627 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morok | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | KingCrabeN | 59% | 69 |
| #3 | Hookey | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | ThaLoudBanshee FUU-SAN |Банши 夭 | 54% | 104 |
| #5 | s1k20 | 47% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hookey | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | ThaLoudBanshee FUU-SAN |Банши 夭 | 54% | 104 |
| #5 | s1k20 | 47% | 137 |
| #6 | Shady Watermelon | 46% | 57 |
| #7 | pumba | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1k20 | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | ThaLoudBanshee FUU-SAN |Банши 夭 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Shady Watermelon | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | pumba | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThaLoudBanshee FUU-SAN |Банши 夭 | 453 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | s1k20 | 150 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | KingCrabeN | 95 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Shady Watermelon | 72 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hookey | 22 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThaLoudBanshee FUU-SAN |Банши 夭 | +2.93 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | s1k20 | +1.62 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | KingCrabeN | -1.03 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | Hookey | -1.03 | 61 | 49 |
| #5 | Bil328 | -1.06 | 51 | 57 |





