








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 1,893 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2266 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2985 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4173 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3484 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,253,605 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RPA | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Demooni 3.0 | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Jokke | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | MiRePo93 | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Jykä | 2 | 0.0009 |





