








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2945 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2796 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2724 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2530 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,549 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 561 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jawn -e- | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | ✪ Alphite | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | seeko | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | BIG_gunner32 | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | Overdose | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Cat_Petter15 | 47% | 45 |
| #13 | Snakelore-tbp- | 46% | 80 |
| #14 | Chilled_Dan | 46% | 63 |
| #15 | cdiixon | 44% | 71 |
| #16 | bean | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cdiixon | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | wheeler- | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Cat_Petter15 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | froNt d:) | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | tkefni | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Control_taker98 | 320 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | Chilled_Dan | 212 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | wheeler- | 173 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | tkefni | 147 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| #5 | cdiixon | 124 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlueSky | +1.99 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Control_taker98 | +1.86 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | seeko | +1.80 | 69 | 78 |
| #4 | Chilled_Dan | +1.72 | 89 | 76 |
| #5 | Cat_Petter15 | +1.70 | 69 | 62 |





