








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3006 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5653 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5063 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4936 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,770,873 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Opioid_Abuser19 | 48% | 33 |
| #13 | Krypton-tbp- | 48% | 52 |
| #14 | ♪♥lʍoɥɯnɹʇS♥♫ | 48% | 121 |
| #15 | Snakelore-tbp- | 46% | 76 |
| #16 | bo0m | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Control_taker98 | 1882 | 0.21 | 50 min |
| #2 | wheeler- | 991 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #3 | ✪ Alphite | 749 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #4 | BIG_gunner32 | 574 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #5 | Chilled_Dan | 406 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Alphite | +1.90 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | BlueSky | +1.82 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | Control_taker98 | +1.74 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | Opioid_Abuser19 | +1.67 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | Chilled_Dan | +1.66 | 90 | 73 |





