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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2741 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3020 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2908 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1682 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,249 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beng | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 53% | 105 |
| #3 | dennis ygor | 53% | 109 |
| #4 | Jewbacca | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Gaming_Ingo | 51% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | .olemeister | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | dennis ygor | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Jewbacca | 4 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | 993 | 0.21 | 34 min |
| #2 | dennis ygor | 449 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | .olemeister | 154 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Amir Merem موظر | 65 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | +2.85 | 80 | 77 |
| #2 | dennis ygor | +1.10 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | beng | +0.67 | 78 | 38 |
| #4 | Stoner Blonox✪ | -0.18 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | ButterSchlecker | -0.26 | 72 | 58 |





