








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7828 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8056 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3915 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4029 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,606 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1604 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piter | 61% | 100 |
| #2 | beng | 54% | 111 |
| #3 | dennis ygor | 52% | 227 |
| #4 | .olemeister | 51% | 210 |
| #5 | ButterSchlecker | 51% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | .olemeister | 51% | 210 |
| #5 | ButterSchlecker | 51% | 245 |
| #6 | Jewbacca | 49% | 47 |
| #7 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 45% | 262 |
| #8 | Amir Merem موظر | 37% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dennis ygor | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ButterSchlecker | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | .olemeister | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Piter | 8 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dennis ygor | 882 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | ButterSchlecker | 427 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Piter | 357 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | .olemeister | 261 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 173 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | +2.15 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | dennis ygor | +1.72 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | Piter | +1.69 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | .olemeister | -0.36 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | Stoner Blonox✪ | -0.50 | 72 | 53 |





