








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1294 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1609 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2613 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1715 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $300,047 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jewbacca | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | beng | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | dennis ygor | 53% | 103 |
| #4 | Gaming_Ingo | 51% | 210 |
| #5 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 45% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dennis ygor | 53% | 103 |
| #4 | Gaming_Ingo | 51% | 210 |
| #5 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 45% | 89 |
| #6 | ButterSchlecker | 42% | 103 |
| #7 | Amir Merem موظر | 41% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | ButterSchlecker | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Amir Merem موظر | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | dennis ygor | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | 915 | 0.22 | 30 min |
| #2 | dennis ygor | 445 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | ButterSchlecker | 210 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Amir Merem موظر | 67 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Stoner Blonox✪ | 58 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | +2.16 | 82 | 77 |
| #2 | dennis ygor | +2.14 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | .olemeister | -0.28 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | Stoner Blonox✪ | -0.44 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | beng | -0.96 | 61 | 52 |





