








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1588 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2617 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1778 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2476 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,416 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1430 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ButterSchlecker | 53% | 105 |
| #2 | dennis ygor | 52% | 85 |
| #3 | Jewbacca | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | beng | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Señor Sloth ✪ | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Señor Sloth ✪ | 49% | 37 |
| #6 | .olemeister | 45% | 89 |
| #7 | Gaming_Ingo | 45% | 262 |
| #8 | Amir Merem موظر | 42% | 52 |
| #9 | Piter | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | dennis ygor | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ButterSchlecker | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | .olemeister | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | beng | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | 1000 | 0.20 | 34 min |
| #2 | dennis ygor | 295 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | ButterSchlecker | 199 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Piter | 129 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | .olemeister | 115 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaming_Ingo | +1.83 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | Piter | +1.82 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | Señor Sloth ✪ | +1.55 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | dennis ygor | +1.30 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | Stoner Blonox✪ | -0.18 | 71 | 54 |





