








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2320 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1462 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 813 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1865 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $829,321 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PreF1ReD | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | EdSinister | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | donut | 55% | 229 |
| #4 | SaltyGamja | 54% | 159 |
| #5 | Ol'Bertha R.I.P Ol'Bertha | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | EdSinister | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | donut | 55% | 229 |
| #4 | SaltyGamja | 54% | 159 |
| #5 | Ol'Bertha R.I.P Ol'Bertha | 45% | 49 |
| #6 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donut | 19 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | SaltyGamja | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Ol'Bertha R.I.P Ol'Bertha | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | PreF1ReD | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donut | 1022 | 0.23 | 26 min |
| #2 | SaltyGamja | 423 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ol'Bertha R.I.P Ol'Bertha | 66 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 59 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | PreF1ReD | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donut | +3.78 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | PreF1ReD | +1.36 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | EdSinister | +0.37 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | SaltyGamja | +0.25 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | -0.19 | 74 | 67 |





